BoneTown

Inspired by Grand Theft Auto, BoneTown gives you one of the most memorable experiences you will have. What kind of memorable that is, though, remains to be seen. The game offers missions and open world exploration, like GTA, but with humor and activities more similar to that of Leisure Suit Larry. Have sex, fight off Mormons and crazy people, make a porn, and do a lot more.

Everything about BoneTown will have you either rolling your eyes or laughing hysterically. You start with a crazy introduction, where a frat guy is urinating on you. Waking up, you go through a tutorial on how to beat him up. This is going to be an important part of the total game, as fighting is something you will do often with the crazy, annoying, and downright terrible. Not that you are any better, but you are the protagonist, so of course you are the one on top.

Obviously, this game is more than just fighting. One of the key parts, and the reason you come to play this game, is the sex. You want to have sex all day, every day, and this game is going to give you that opportunity. You will learn about the importance of sex in the game, and get a little preview of what you can expect, when you meet a nice blonde woman who gives you a nice welcoming gift, a blow job.

It is not straight to the sex here, though. Yes, that is a major component to the game, but you have to work towards it and level up. It has plenty of sex to experience, but not all at once. It focuses on giving you a full gaming experience, similar to the GTA franchise. You are going to move through the city, completing missions and leveling up.

As you level up, you can have sex with more and more women. In the beginning, your options are slim – not literally. It is mostly the obese and ugly women you can get at first. Over time, though, you are going to level up and you are going to open the door to many more options. You will be able to have sex with the most gorgeous women in the city at any time. The best part is, you have nearly every woman in the city available to you. If they are there, they are a potential sex interest.

To get to that point, you are going to have to level up. Complete missions, fight off Mormons, take photos of college kids, and be in a porn. Do all of this, and much more, to get your level up.

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You can also take drugs throughout the game. The drugs will offer some boosts when you take them, like a super jump or super speed. These are integral in battles and can help you clinch a victory.

Yes, BoneTown can be over the top and odd, but that is what people love about it. It will have you laughing while giving you the sex and enjoyment that you crave in this genre.

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